So many fun stories.
So many in fact, I'm probably gonna end up with a multi-post day.

Whooooa!!!
I know huh?

So Sunday was my last day at Frys selling cellphones an' whatnot.
I was finally allowed to leave one week 'fore my one year anniversary working there.

Mandatory morning meeting at 7am on Saturday morning.
My friends/co-workers decided it's a great idea to drink the night before.
Drunken Monopoly, pull an all-nighter, than go straight to the morning meeting.

So roughly drinking from 9pm-6am.
Most of 'em conked out early.
Went home, shower, changed into work clothes, showed up for the morning meeting.

Free food wasn't so great.
Skit was just a rush job by management.
Awards given out had everybody questioning.
I think the fact that I drank so much just made that meeting go by faster.
That an' a pair of booty shorts that had every heterosexual guys attention at least 8 times that morning.

Everyone gets to go home.
I get to go straight into work.
Probably hungover an' definitely sleep deprived.
But I'm Reggie.
Still made sales left an' right an' handed them off to anybody that was around.

Liver hates me.
Full shift later I get back home an' pass out.
Plan was to go out an' celebrate some more.
Body just didn't let me.

I'm either gettin' too old or I need to stay away from Irish Whiskey.
With Hypnotik.
An' Jagermeister.
An' Sparks.
An' a heapload of assorted beers.

"Only you Reggie. Only you."

I've been hearing that alot lately.
Must be fun bein' me.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 25
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"I'd like to park my car in your garage of love." - Anonymous